Out and about in the wilderness of Life – This is my little place to keep track of things that happen while I am 0ut and About.

Okay, so one of my New Year resolutions is to try and keep the website more upto date. And since it seems that I don’t put my photo album together as I go but rather at the end of the year…well that just needs to change.
But to start, I have now put up all my photos from 2005 for everyones bemusement. Enjoy!

http://www.johnnyhunter.net/pics/pics2005/

Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men.

It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to
any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor,
you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands…
First floor
The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love kids.” The women
read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job or not
loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.” “Hmmm,” said the ladies, “But, I wonder what’s
further up?”
Third floor
This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework.” “Wow,” said the women,
“Very tempting.” But there was another floor, so further up theywent.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying “These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak.” “Oh, mercy me,” they cried, “Just think what must be
awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, “This floor is empty and exists only to prove
that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we
hope you fall down the stairs.”

Okay, just so that every understands I am typically a loving person when it comes to the lower animals. But since I have moved to north Virginia my opinion of the Canadian Goose has changed. These things are more stupid than cattle and harder to herd. And since each of my companies properties have large ponds these poop machines are everywhere. The pic shows how they are blocking traffic right in front of my building. I have yet to hit one, on accident or otherwise, but I forsee the day coming.

With my friends gathered round we all raise a glass and toast a Happy New Year to one and all!